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SIGNATURE ROAST COFFEE

SIGNATURE ROAST COFFEE

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Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
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Prepare for a long day of losing your client's money on the stock market with an electrifying kick of our turbo-charged signature roast coffee.

Close your eyes and let the enchanting flavors of creamy chocolate and succulent berries waltz across your taste buds, alleviating, for a brief moment, the relentless stress of your crippling personal debt.

We searched the whole of Colombia to bring you the crème de la crème of coffee beans, then roasted them to perfection. The result is a brew so delicious, it will instantly turn you into an insufferable coffee snob.

✓ Roasted fresh daily (Mon-Fri)
✓ Sealed immediately after roast
✓ Shipped directly from our roastery

16 oz Bag (454g) = 1 Month Supply

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AND NEITHER WILL YOU

We brewed Capitalist to not only be the best tasting coffee you've ever had, but to also slap harder than your wife when she finds out you've hired the prettiest babysitter in town.

IT ALL STARTED WHEN...

Two friends were passing through a remote village in the Colombian countryside.

Surrounded by expert farmers and fertile land, they both had the same idea... "We could make a fortune sourcing local produce in Colombia and importing into the United States".

It had to be of the highest quality, something so good people would make it part of their daily routine.

But cocaine is a competitive business - as they learned with pistols in their mouths. 

Satisfied with Diego's assurances they would be pushing up daisies within a month, they pivoted to coffee and Capitalist was born.